Happy Valentine's Day to us!

So, yes I got a job. My thinking is that since Cole is off for the next few months why not let him stay at home with the kiddos and I will go back to the workforce for the time being. First of all, I am now a math aid for kids in grades 3-5. I have been 'cramming' for the last 24 hours trying to learn how to do 3-5 grade math. But the best part is that today when I left the house I left Gage and Macy puking and having diahrea each every 20 minutes. And no actually I didn't have any 'mommy' feelings of wanting to stay and comfort my children. I was already dressed nice and stayed on the other side of the house from them while I was getting ready to go. I think that if I was leaving them with a sitter I may have had some feelings going on but with Cole-nah. In fact the picture I had in my mind the rest of the day was what was happening as I was leaving. Macy was sitting on a big blanket in the living room with her tupperware bowl in her lap and was watching TV. Gage was standing in the kitchen sink because Cole was cleaning up puke on the kitchen floor while he was asking Gage 'Ah Gage do you stink again?-Buddy I just changed you.' When I got home from work we did the valentines for the kids and they each got a box of chocolates. We kept Gage's wrapped since he was not eating anything all day without disasterous results so when Leif left his on the couch I witnessed Gage run-no sprint-over to the box, rip the lid off and, honestly, throw one into his mouth. For the next 20 minuted Gage spent his time on a kitchen chair with chocolate dribbling down his chin and belly (because he had no clothes left and because it was a big freakin piece of chocolate) and then the next 3 minutes after that throwing his chocolate up into his tupperware bowl. Have you ever just been so hungry?? All are sleeping soundly now atleast until I decide to go to bed then they will be up every 45 minutes. That, right there, is parental knowledge coming out.